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ervaqre
2008-09-18 22:18:09 UTC
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It is almost here: September 19th
Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Arrrr!!! It be now, matey!!!! Time for us groovy, swashbucklin'
buccanneers to set sail for new adventures!! Let's keelhaul them ugly,
false scallywags from other newsgroups!! Time for PIRATE INVASION!!!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ervaqre, ethay onelay enetusay andererway
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DG
2008-09-19 05:40:56 UTC
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It is almost here: September 19th
Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Arrrr!!! It be now, matey!!!! Time for us groovy, swashbucklin'
buccanneers to set sail for new adventures!! Let's keelhaul them ugly,
false scallywags from other newsgroups!! Time for PIRATE INVASION!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for my parrot.
--
Danny.
emmel
2008-09-19 08:59:06 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
It is almost here: September 19th
Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Arrrr!!! It be now, matey!!!! Time for us groovy, swashbucklin'
buccanneers to set sail for new adventures!! Let's keelhaul them ugly,
false scallywags from other newsgroups!! Time for PIRATE INVASION!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for my parrot.
Halt, ye dirty sea rascal. One more step an ye'll feel my wrath!
::turns to the crew::
Load the cannons! Prime the sails! Prepare for battle! And can anyone
get me a piece of cheese cake?
--
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DG
2008-09-19 16:10:39 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
It is almost here: September 19th
Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Arrrr!!! It be now, matey!!!! Time for us groovy, swashbucklin'
buccanneers to set sail for new adventures!! Let's keelhaul them ugly,
false scallywags from other newsgroups!! Time for PIRATE INVASION!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for my parrot.
Halt, ye dirty sea rascal. One more step an ye'll feel my wrath!
Load the cannons! Prime the sails! Prepare for battle! And can anyone
get me a piece of cheese cake?
We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the sea
before long!
--
Danny.
emmel
2008-09-22 06:56:09 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
It is almost here: September 19th
Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Arrrr!!! It be now, matey!!!! Time for us groovy, swashbucklin'
buccanneers to set sail for new adventures!! Let's keelhaul them ugly,
false scallywags from other newsgroups!! Time for PIRATE INVASION!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for my parrot.
Halt, ye dirty sea rascal. One more step an ye'll feel my wrath!
Load the cannons! Prime the sails! Prepare for battle! And can anyone
get me a piece of cheese cake?
We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the sea
before long!
Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
--
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"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

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Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.
DG
2008-09-22 17:58:15 UTC
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Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for my parrot.
Halt, ye dirty sea rascal. One more step an ye'll feel my wrath!
Load the cannons! Prime the sails! Prepare for battle! And can anyone
get me a piece of cheese cake?
We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the sea
before long!
Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
What about a hollow treat?

/me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.

Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
--
Danny.
Red Dragon
2008-09-22 21:06:16 UTC
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Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for my parrot.
Halt, ye dirty sea rascal. One more step an ye'll feel my
wrath! ::turns to the crew:: Load the cannons! Prime the sails!
Prepare for battle! And can anyone get me a piece of cheese
cake?
We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
sea before long!
Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
What about a hollow treat?
/me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
Useless things.

Somebody go slap them around!
DG
2008-09-23 05:35:53 UTC
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Post by emmel
Halt, ye dirty sea rascal. One more step an ye'll feel my
wrath! ::turns to the crew:: Load the cannons! Prime the sails!
Prepare for battle! And can anyone get me a piece of cheese
cake?
We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
sea before long!
Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
What about a hollow treat?
/me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
Useless things.
Somebody go slap them around!
Go slap your cannon? Be careful, it could discharge suddenly.
--
Danny.
emmel
2008-09-23 07:17:34 UTC
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Halt, ye dirty sea rascal. One more step an ye'll feel my
wrath! ::turns to the crew:: Load the cannons! Prime the sails!
Prepare for battle! And can anyone get me a piece of cheese
cake?
We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
sea before long!
Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
What about a hollow treat?
/me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
Useless things.
Somebody go slap them around!
Go slap your cannon? Be careful, it could discharge suddenly.
That shows how much you know about those things, matey.
--
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(Don't forget to remove the ** bit)

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"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

Proud owner of 1 (one) DISOBEDIENCE point.
Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.
DG
2008-09-23 16:01:54 UTC
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We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
sea before long!
Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
What about a hollow treat?
/me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
Useless things.
Somebody go slap them around!
Go slap your cannon? Be careful, it could discharge suddenly.
That shows how much you know about those things, matey.
I'd rather not be too familiar with your cannon.
--
Danny.
emmel
2008-09-24 08:21:53 UTC
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We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
sea before long!
Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
What about a hollow treat?
/me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
Useless things.
Somebody go slap them around!
Go slap your cannon? Be careful, it could discharge suddenly.
That shows how much you know about those things, matey.
I'd rather not be too familiar with your cannon.
Do I even want to answer to that? (Hint: No.)
--
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"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

Proud owner of 1 (one) DISOBEDIENCE point.
Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.
DG
2008-09-24 15:48:28 UTC
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We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
sea before long!
Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
What about a hollow treat?
/me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
Useless things.
Somebody go slap them around!
Go slap your cannon? Be careful, it could discharge suddenly.
That shows how much you know about those things, matey.
I'd rather not be too familiar with your cannon.
Do I even want to answer to that? (Hint: No.)
Like there were any other options. It's not like this is some silly millionaire quiz.
--
Danny.
emmel
2008-09-25 07:29:12 UTC
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Post by emmel
Post by DG
We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
sea before long!
Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
What about a hollow treat?
/me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
Useless things.
Somebody go slap them around!
Go slap your cannon? Be careful, it could discharge suddenly.
That shows how much you know about those things, matey.
I'd rather not be too familiar with your cannon.
Do I even want to answer to that? (Hint: No.)
Like there were any other options. It's not like this is some silly millionaire quiz.
Well, there were other choices:

A: No.
B: I'll just blast him.
C: Let him answer and then blast him.
D: Let him answer, watch him struggle, find people who want
to blast him for that and enjoy the show.

And you can get millions for that. Erm, not
get... become... millions of pieces.
--
emmel <the_emmel*you-know-what-that's-for*@gmx.net>
(Don't forget to remove the ** bit)

story archives available at http://ranira.wordpress.com

Official AGC feedback maniac

"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

Proud owner of 1 (one) DISOBEDIENCE point.
Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.
DG
2008-09-25 15:39:11 UTC
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What about a hollow treat?
/me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
Useless things.
Somebody go slap them around!
Go slap your cannon? Be careful, it could discharge suddenly.
That shows how much you know about those things, matey.
I'd rather not be too familiar with your cannon.
Do I even want to answer to that? (Hint: No.)
Like there were any other options. It's not like this is some silly millionaire quiz.
A: No.
B: I'll just blast him.
C: Let him answer and then blast him.
D: Let him answer, watch him struggle, find people who want
to blast him for that and enjoy the show.
And you can get millions for that. Erm, not
get... become... millions of pieces.
I'll chose suitcase 15.
--
Danny.
emmel
2008-09-26 06:40:21 UTC
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Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by Red Dragon
Post by DG
What about a hollow treat?
/me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
Useless things.
Somebody go slap them around!
Go slap your cannon? Be careful, it could discharge suddenly.
That shows how much you know about those things, matey.
I'd rather not be too familiar with your cannon.
Do I even want to answer to that? (Hint: No.)
Like there were any other options. It's not like this is some silly millionaire quiz.
A: No.
B: I'll just blast him.
C: Let him answer and then blast him.
D: Let him answer, watch him struggle, find people who want
to blast him for that and enjoy the show.
And you can get millions for that. Erm, not
get... become... millions of pieces.
I'll chose suitcase 15.
Well, let's see...
::stabs DG::
--
emmel <the_emmel*you-know-what-that's-for*@gmx.net>
(Don't forget to remove the ** bit)

story archives available at http://ranira.wordpress.com

Official AGC feedback maniac

"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

Proud owner of 1 (one) DISOBEDIENCE point.
Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.
DG
2008-09-26 15:50:49 UTC
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Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by Red Dragon
Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
Useless things.
Somebody go slap them around!
Go slap your cannon? Be careful, it could discharge suddenly.
That shows how much you know about those things, matey.
I'd rather not be too familiar with your cannon.
Do I even want to answer to that? (Hint: No.)
Like there were any other options. It's not like this is some silly millionaire quiz.
A: No.
B: I'll just blast him.
C: Let him answer and then blast him.
D: Let him answer, watch him struggle, find people who want
to blast him for that and enjoy the show.
And you can get millions for that. Erm, not
get... become... millions of pieces.
I'll chose suitcase 15.
Well, let's see...
/me raises Emmel's stab with a decapitation
--
Danny.
ervaqre
2008-09-25 19:59:04 UTC
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DG is a fearsome pirate...
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by Red Dragon
Somebody go slap them around!
Go slap your cannon? Be careful, it could discharge suddenly.
That shows how much you know about those things, matey.
I'd rather not be too familiar with your cannon.
Do I even want to answer to that? (Hint: No.)
Like there were any other options. It's not like this is some silly millionaire quiz.
Wow! Somehow that line is longer than 80 characters. You just broke the
usenet. Though I'm glad you did not post in HTML.
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
DG
2008-09-25 20:10:11 UTC
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Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by Red Dragon
Somebody go slap them around!
Go slap your cannon? Be careful, it could discharge suddenly.
That shows how much you know about those things, matey.
I'd rather not be too familiar with your cannon.
Do I even want to answer to that? (Hint: No.)
Like there were any other options. It's not like this is some silly millionaire quiz.
Wow! Somehow that line is longer than 80 characters. You just broke the
usenet. Though I'm glad you did not post in HTML.
Hmm, I think I broke that while I was trying to post Neppie's picture in ASCII.
It was over 80 characters long and I tried to cut and paste it, but it didn't
fit. When I upped the characters per line it still turned out deformed at a
fixed with font. I forgot to dial the number of characters back down to 80, I guess.
--
Danny.
ervaqre
2008-09-25 20:33:15 UTC
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DG is a fearsome pirate...
Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
Wow! Somehow that line is longer than 80 characters. You just broke the
usenet. Though I'm glad you did not post in HTML.
Hmm, I think I broke that while I was trying to post Neppie's picture in ASCII.
It was over 80 characters long and I tried to cut and paste it, but it didn't
fit. When I upped the characters per line it still turned out deformed at a
fixed with font. I forgot to dial the number of characters back down to 80, I guess.
Well..perhaps my newsreader is just really gay for not being able to
wrap lines longer than 80 characters. The man pages says "simply press
Post by DG
" or something like it :s
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
DG
2008-09-25 20:39:50 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
Wow! Somehow that line is longer than 80 characters. You just broke the
usenet. Though I'm glad you did not post in HTML.
Hmm, I think I broke that while I was trying to post Neppie's picture in ASCII.
It was over 80 characters long and I tried to cut and paste it, but it didn't
fit. When I upped the characters per line it still turned out deformed at a
fixed with font. I forgot to dial the number of characters back down to 80, I guess.
Well..perhaps my newsreader is just really gay for not being able to
wrap lines longer than 80 characters. The man pages says "simply press
Post by DG
" or something like it :s
Now your post came out crappy on Firefox for some reason. I the number of
characters at exactly 80 and now it did this crazy line break at the last two
lines of your post.
--
Danny.
emmel
2008-09-26 06:50:39 UTC
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Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
Wow! Somehow that line is longer than 80 characters. You just broke the
usenet. Though I'm glad you did not post in HTML.
Hmm, I think I broke that while I was trying to post Neppie's picture in ASCII.
It was over 80 characters long and I tried to cut and paste it, but it didn't
fit. When I upped the characters per line it still turned out deformed at a
fixed with font. I forgot to dial the number of characters back down to 80, I guess.
Well..perhaps my newsreader is just really gay for not being able to
wrap lines longer than 80 characters. The man pages says "simply press
Post by DG
" or something like it :s
Now your post came out crappy on Firefox for some reason. I the number
of characters at exactly 80 and now it did this crazy line break at
the last two lines of your post.
slrn does fine. It simply allows for scrolling...
--
emmel <the_emmel*you-know-what-that's-for*@gmx.net>
(Don't forget to remove the ** bit)

story archives available at http://ranira.wordpress.com

Official AGC feedback maniac

"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

Proud owner of 1 (one) DISOBEDIENCE point.
Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.
ervaqre
2008-09-26 13:40:22 UTC
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emmel is a fearsome pirate...
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
Well..perhaps my newsreader is just really gay for not being able to
wrap lines longer than 80 characters. The man pages says "simply press
Post by DG
" or something like it :s
Now your post came out crappy on Firefox for some reason. I the number
of characters at exactly 80 and now it did this crazy line break at
the last two lines of your post.
slrn does fine. It simply allows for scrolling...
wrap_article is easier than horizontal scrolling though, unless you are
some sort of nerd who uses a video projector to show slrn in 1080p on
the buildings across the street
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
emmel
2008-09-29 07:47:31 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
emmel is a fearsome pirate...
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
Well..perhaps my newsreader is just really gay for not being able to
wrap lines longer than 80 characters. The man pages says "simply press
Post by DG
" or something like it :s
Now your post came out crappy on Firefox for some reason. I the number
of characters at exactly 80 and now it did this crazy line break at
the last two lines of your post.
slrn does fine. It simply allows for scrolling...
wrap_article is easier than horizontal scrolling though, unless you are
some sort of nerd who uses a video projector to show slrn in 1080p on
the buildings across the street
Most posts comply anyway, and this way it doesn't mess anything up.
Besides, I can easily use slrn at 127 char width.
--
emmel <the_emmel*you-know-what-that's-for*@gmx.net>
(Don't forget to remove the ** bit)

story archives available at http://ranira.wordpress.com

Official AGC feedback maniac

"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

Proud owner of 1 (one) DISOBEDIENCE point.
Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.
ervaqre
2008-09-26 13:34:57 UTC
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DG is a fearsome pirate...
Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
Well..perhaps my newsreader is just really gay for not being able to
wrap lines longer than 80 characters. The man pages says "simply press
Post by DG
" or something like it :s
Now your post came out crappy on Firefox for some reason. I the number of
characters at exactly 80 and now it did this crazy line break at the last two
lines of your post.
Isn't that supposed to be the way it's supposed to be? But actually, I
think the default number of characters to wrap at is 72. At least that's
what I've been setting it at in all my newsreaders.
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
In Disguise
2008-09-26 03:55:42 UTC
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In other news...
Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
Wow! Somehow that line is longer than 80 characters. You just broke
the usenet. Though I'm glad you did not post in HTML.
Hmm, I think I broke that while I was trying to post Neppie's picture in ASCII.
SURE, blame it all on me.
Post by DG
It was over 80 characters long and I tried to cut and paste it, but
it didn't fit. When I upped the characters per line it still turned out
deformed at a fixed with font. I forgot to dial the number of characters
back down
to 80, I guess.
I think this is why reinder's ASCII art looked like some strange goat
creature?
DG
2008-09-26 05:33:33 UTC
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Post by In Disguise
Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
Wow! Somehow that line is longer than 80 characters. You just broke
the usenet. Though I'm glad you did not post in HTML.
Hmm, I think I broke that while I was trying to post Neppie's picture in ASCII.
SURE, blame it all on me.
I'm not! But I can if you want me to.
Post by In Disguise
Post by DG
It was over 80 characters long and I tried to cut and paste it, but
it didn't fit. When I upped the characters per line it still turned out
deformed at a fixed with font. I forgot to dial the number of characters
back down
to 80, I guess.
I think this is why reinder's ASCII art looked like some strange goat
creature?
I don't think so, it seemed to be aligned just right, to the goat's dismay.
--
Danny.
ervaqre
2008-09-26 13:44:05 UTC
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Post by DG
Post by In Disguise
I think this is why reinder's ASCII art looked like some strange goat
creature?
I don't think so, it seemed to be aligned just right, to the goat's dismay.
You're just jealous!
--
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go here: www.aglami.net
DG
2008-09-26 16:05:14 UTC
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Post by DG
Post by In Disguise
I think this is why reinder's ASCII art looked like some strange goat
creature?
I don't think so, it seemed to be aligned just right, to the goat's dismay.
You're just jealous!
Not of the goat and it's fate.
--
Danny.
ervaqre
2008-09-26 13:42:36 UTC
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Post by In Disguise
Post by DG
It was over 80 characters long and I tried to cut and paste it, but
it didn't fit. When I upped the characters per line it still turned out
deformed at a fixed with font. I forgot to dial the number of characters
back down
to 80, I guess.
I think this is why reinder's ASCII art looked like some strange goat
creature?
Gandalf is not some strange goat creature!! And it probably means you
don't use a monospace font.
--
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go here: www.aglami.net
DG
2008-09-26 16:03:24 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
Post by In Disguise
Post by DG
It was over 80 characters long and I tried to cut and paste it, but
it didn't fit. When I upped the characters per line it still turned out
deformed at a fixed with font. I forgot to dial the number of characters
back down
to 80, I guess.
I think this is why reinder's ASCII art looked like some strange goat
creature?
Gandalf is not some strange goat creature!! And it probably means you
don't use a monospace font.
I've got a monospace font, it still looks like a goat in there somewhere.
--
Danny.
ervaqre
2008-09-27 17:14:34 UTC
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Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
Gandalf is not some strange goat creature!! And it probably means you
don't use a monospace font.
I've got a monospace font, it still looks like a goat in there somewhere.
Here's the original:

http://www.john-howe.com/portfolio/gallery/details.php?image_id=71

Where do you see a goat?
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DG
2008-09-27 18:27:47 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
Gandalf is not some strange goat creature!! And it probably means you
don't use a monospace font.
I've got a monospace font, it still looks like a goat in there somewhere.
http://www.john-howe.com/portfolio/gallery/details.php?image_id=71
Where do you see a goat?
Of course there isn't one in the original! It's an ASCII artifact! If there had
been one in the original, the artist would have been catering to a 'niche market'.
--
Danny.
ervaqre
2008-09-28 16:14:48 UTC
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Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
http://www.john-howe.com/portfolio/gallery/details.php?image_id=71
Where do you see a goat?
Of course there isn't one in the original! It's an ASCII artifact! If there had
been one in the original, the artist would have been catering to a 'niche market'.
Yet how can we actually be sure the ASCII version isn't the original?
And if it is, then why was the goat removed from the painting? It's
quite mysterious, isn't it? So I just searched through my .txt version
of the Lord of the Rings and guess what? Not a single goat to be found!!
Now that can't be a coincidence! Why did Tolkien remove the goats?!
What in the world is going on here?!
--
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go here: www.aglami.net
DG
2008-09-28 19:22:36 UTC
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Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
http://www.john-howe.com/portfolio/gallery/details.php?image_id=71
Where do you see a goat?
Of course there isn't one in the original! It's an ASCII artifact! If there had
been one in the original, the artist would have been catering to a 'niche market'.
Yet how can we actually be sure the ASCII version isn't the original?
And if it is, then why was the goat removed from the painting? It's
quite mysterious, isn't it? So I just searched through my .txt version
of the Lord of the Rings and guess what? Not a single goat to be found!!
Now that can't be a coincidence! Why did Tolkien remove the goats?!
What in the world is going on here?!
Goat censorship. Now in this particular case I can understand, as unspeakable
things are being done to the goat in the picture. But it's curious how this only
happens to the goat and not the old man.
--
Danny.
emmel
2008-09-23 07:16:29 UTC
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Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for my parrot.
Halt, ye dirty sea rascal. One more step an ye'll feel my
wrath! ::turns to the crew:: Load the cannons! Prime the sails!
Prepare for battle! And can anyone get me a piece of cheese
cake?
We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
sea before long!
Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
What about a hollow treat?
/me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
Oh, that's evil...
Feel my steel, land lubber.
Post by Red Dragon
Post by DG
Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
Useless things.
Somebody go slap them around!
Lazy pigs, those!
--
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"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

Proud owner of 1 (one) DISOBEDIENCE point.
Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.
DG
2008-09-23 16:05:52 UTC
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Post by Red Dragon
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for my parrot.
Halt, ye dirty sea rascal. One more step an ye'll feel my
wrath! ::turns to the crew:: Load the cannons! Prime the sails!
Prepare for battle! And can anyone get me a piece of cheese
cake?
We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
sea before long!
Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
What about a hollow treat?
/me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
Oh, that's evil...
Feel my steel, land lubber.
Pervert!
Post by emmel
Post by Red Dragon
Post by DG
Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
Useless things.
Somebody go slap them around!
Lazy pigs, those!
Let them be lazy! Would you want them running around, oinking everywhere?
--
Danny.
emmel
2008-09-24 08:27:26 UTC
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Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by Red Dragon
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for my parrot.
Halt, ye dirty sea rascal. One more step an ye'll feel my
wrath! ::turns to the crew:: Load the cannons! Prime the sails!
Prepare for battle! And can anyone get me a piece of cheese
cake?
We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
sea before long!
Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
What about a hollow treat?
/me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
Oh, that's evil...
Feel my steel, land lubber.
Pervert!
Well, if you don't care for steel...
::shoots DG with tungsten rounds::
Almost as good as uranium, but those don't glow in the night.
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by Red Dragon
Post by DG
Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
Useless things.
Somebody go slap them around!
Lazy pigs, those!
Let them be lazy! Would you want them running around, oinking everywhere?
You lack vision... Maybe you should go easier on that eye patch look?
--
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(Don't forget to remove the ** bit)

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"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

Proud owner of 1 (one) DISOBEDIENCE point.
Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.
DG
2008-09-24 15:54:29 UTC
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Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by Red Dragon
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for my parrot.
Halt, ye dirty sea rascal. One more step an ye'll feel my
wrath! ::turns to the crew:: Load the cannons! Prime the sails!
Prepare for battle! And can anyone get me a piece of cheese
cake?
We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
sea before long!
Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
What about a hollow treat?
/me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
Oh, that's evil...
Feel my steel, land lubber.
Pervert!
Well, if you don't care for steel...
Almost as good as uranium, but those don't glow in the night.
/me does bullet-time avoiding of bullets
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by Red Dragon
Post by DG
Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
Useless things.
Somebody go slap them around!
Lazy pigs, those!
Let them be lazy! Would you want them running around, oinking everywhere?
You lack vision... Maybe you should go easier on that eye patch look?
Two eye patches are far superior to one lone eyepatch.
--
Danny.
emmel
2008-09-25 07:37:03 UTC
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Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by Red Dragon
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for my parrot.
Halt, ye dirty sea rascal. One more step an ye'll feel my
wrath! ::turns to the crew:: Load the cannons! Prime the sails!
Prepare for battle! And can anyone get me a piece of cheese
cake?
We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
sea before long!
Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
What about a hollow treat?
/me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
Oh, that's evil...
Feel my steel, land lubber.
Pervert!
Well, if you don't care for steel...
Almost as good as uranium, but those don't glow in the night.
/me does bullet-time avoiding of bullets
Nice one. Can you repeat that for relativistic projectiles as well?
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by Red Dragon
Post by DG
Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
Useless things.
Somebody go slap them around!
Lazy pigs, those!
Let them be lazy! Would you want them running around, oinking everywhere?
You lack vision... Maybe you should go easier on that eye patch look?
Two eye patches are far superior to one lone eyepatch.
::cuts the eye pad strings::
--
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(Don't forget to remove the ** bit)

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Official AGC feedback maniac

"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

Proud owner of 1 (one) DISOBEDIENCE point.
Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.
DG
2008-09-25 15:42:45 UTC
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Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by Red Dragon
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
sea before long!
Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
What about a hollow treat?
/me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
Oh, that's evil...
Feel my steel, land lubber.
Pervert!
Well, if you don't care for steel...
Almost as good as uranium, but those don't glow in the night.
/me does bullet-time avoiding of bullets
Nice one. Can you repeat that for relativistic projectiles as well?
I'll just crank up my CGI render farm.
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by Red Dragon
Post by DG
Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
Useless things.
Somebody go slap them around!
Lazy pigs, those!
Let them be lazy! Would you want them running around, oinking everywhere?
You lack vision... Maybe you should go easier on that eye patch look?
Two eye patches are far superior to one lone eyepatch.
I can see! I can see!
Look the sun!

AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

My eyes! My eyes!
--
Danny.
emmel
2008-09-26 06:48:42 UTC
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Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by Red Dragon
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
We'll send you to the galley then, before you get scurvey, you
landlubber. Make haste, for we'll send you to the bottom of the
sea before long!
Ts. I'm still here... always those hollow threats, erm threats.
What about a hollow treat?
/me gives Emmel a hollow cheescake made from the holes of gruyere.
Oh, that's evil...
Feel my steel, land lubber.
Pervert!
Well, if you don't care for steel...
Almost as good as uranium, but those don't glow in the night.
/me does bullet-time avoiding of bullets
Nice one. Can you repeat that for relativistic projectiles as well?
I'll just crank up my CGI render farm.
Ever heard of Power Over Ethernet?
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Post by emmel
Post by Red Dragon
Post by DG
Whatever did you do with those loaded cannons?
Well, they were loaded... I believe they're passed out in the bunks.
Useless things.
Somebody go slap them around!
Lazy pigs, those!
Let them be lazy! Would you want them running around, oinking everywhere?
You lack vision... Maybe you should go easier on that eye patch look?
Two eye patches are far superior to one lone eyepatch.
I can see! I can see!
Look the sun!
AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
My eyes! My eyes!
::delivers coup de grâce::
--
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"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

Proud owner of 1 (one) DISOBEDIENCE point.
Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.
ervaqre
2008-09-22 09:32:16 UTC
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Post by emmel
Post by DG
Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for my parrot.
Halt, ye dirty sea rascal. One more step an ye'll feel my wrath!
Load the cannons! Prime the sails! Prepare for battle! And can anyone
get me a piece of cheese cake?
Crew? What crew? I though we killed all norn breeders during the last
Aglami Insavion!? Seems like we forgot a few.

*prepares secret weapon*
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
Red Dragon
2008-09-22 15:31:42 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
emmel is a fearsome pirate...
Post by emmel
Post by DG
Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for my parrot.
Halt, ye dirty sea rascal. One more step an ye'll feel my wrath!
Load the cannons! Prime the sails! Prepare for battle! And can anyone
get me a piece of cheese cake?
Crew? What crew? I though we killed all norn breeders during the last
Aglami Insavion!? Seems like we forgot a few.
*prepares secret weapon*
Better be a Psypher, because nothing else gets through dragon scales.

Oh, and here's the last bit of cheese cake, Emmel... The rest of the
crew was puttin' up a heck of a brawl for it. Sorry if it's a little...
mushed.
ervaqre
2008-09-22 17:45:33 UTC
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Post by Red Dragon
Better be a Psypher, because nothing else gets through dragon scales.
Dragon scales? Norns have dragon scales!? I always thought they were
these little worms!!
Post by Red Dragon
Oh, and here's the last bit of cheese cake, Emmel... The rest of the
crew was puttin' up a heck of a brawl for it. Sorry if it's a little...
mushed.
Where's Sean when you need him? SEAN!?!!
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
emmel
2008-09-23 07:28:58 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
Red Dragon is a fearsome pirate...
Post by Red Dragon
Better be a Psypher, because nothing else gets through dragon scales.
Dragon scales? Norns have dragon scales!? I always thought they were
these little worms!!
Oh, the norns are just our cannon fodder. We are their gods (and
goddess, respectively). And while we are at it:
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for they breath fire and you on
a wooden ship.
Post by ervaqre
Post by Red Dragon
Oh, and here's the last bit of cheese cake, Emmel... The rest of the
crew was puttin' up a heck of a brawl for it. Sorry if it's a little...
mushed.
Thanks for he cake. (And never mind the hand prints in it.) Now we're
ready to strike. Kinda.
Post by ervaqre
Where's Sean when you need him? SEAN!?!!
Perhaps eaten by the norns? Could be if he disguised himself as an
immortal elephant, you know...
--
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"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

Proud owner of 1 (one) DISOBEDIENCE point.
Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.
ervaqre
2008-09-23 08:49:55 UTC
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Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Dragon scales? Norns have dragon scales!? I always thought they were
these little worms!!
Oh, the norns are just our cannon fodder. We are their gods (and
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for they breath fire and you on
a wooden ship.
You have it all messed up I see. Norns are worms. You are norn breeders,
not dragons. A norn breeder is some sort of peasant who, well, breeds
norns. A dragon is a whole other creature, but they come from
alt.fan.dragons, not from AGC!
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Where's Sean when you need him? SEAN!?!!
Perhaps eaten by the norns? Could be if he disguised himself as an
immortal elephant, you know...
No, Sean is the guy who bakes cakes over here. But he's missing.
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
emmel
2008-09-23 09:43:55 UTC
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emmel is a fearsome pirate...
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Dragon scales? Norns have dragon scales!? I always thought they were
these little worms!!
Oh, the norns are just our cannon fodder. We are their gods (and
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for they breath fire and you on
a wooden ship.
You have it all messed up I see. Norns are worms.
Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. (En garde.)
Post by ervaqre
You are norn breeders, not dragons.
Tell that to the dragon...
Post by ervaqre
A norn breeder is some sort of peasant who, well, breeds norns.
There are no peasants here, we are an autonomous collective.
Post by ervaqre
A dragon is a whole other creature, but they come from
alt.fan.dragons, not from AGC!
We sometimes leave the doors open.
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Where's Sean when you need him? SEAN!?!!
Perhaps eaten by the norns? Could be if he disguised himself as an
immortal elephant, you know...
No, Sean is the guy who bakes cakes over here. But he's missing.
See? Our Ninja Agent Norns must have gotten him.
--
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"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

Proud owner of 1 (one) DISOBEDIENCE point.
Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.
ervaqre
2008-09-23 13:14:12 UTC
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Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
You have it all messed up I see. Norns are worms.
Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. (En garde.)
That doesn't even rhyme!!! Would you like to be buried or cremated?
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
You are norn breeders, not dragons.
Tell that to the dragon...
Where?! Where?! I'll skewer it like a sow on a buffet!
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
A norn breeder is some sort of peasant who, well, breeds norns.
There are no peasants here, we are an autonomous collective.
I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It appears
they're all red, eh?
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
A dragon is a whole other creature, but they come from
alt.fan.dragons, not from AGC!
We sometimes leave the doors open.
I remember I once went to AFD and said dragons don't exist and then all
them dragons became horribly furious and said I is a troll :(
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
No, Sean is the guy who bakes cakes over here. But he's missing.
See? Our Ninja Agent Norns must have gotten him.
Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
Red Dragon
2008-09-23 15:51:34 UTC
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emmel is a fearsome pirate...
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
You have it all messed up I see. Norns are worms.
Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. (En garde.)
That doesn't even rhyme!!! Would you like to be buried or cremated?
With you around, I'd rather be fumigated
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
You are norn breeders, not dragons.
Where?! Where?! I'll skewer it like a sow on a buffet!
I'd just turn you into a boneless fillet.
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
A norn breeder is some sort of peasant who, well, breeds norns.
There are no peasants here, we are an autonomous collective.
I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It appears
they're all red, eh?
Nah, just me.
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
A dragon is a whole other creature, but they come from
alt.fan.dragons, not from AGC!
We sometimes leave the doors open.
I remember I once went to AFD and said dragons don't exist and then
all them dragons became horribly furious and said I is a troll :(
Well, that behavior does define what it is to be 'Troll.' Can hardly
blame them. But I wonder why they didn't just eat you like they do with
trolls... Maybe guests complained about the smell at parties.
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
No, Sean is the guy who bakes cakes over here. But he's missing.
See? Our Ninja Agent Norns must have gotten him.
Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
If the Norns got 'im, then I'm afraid there's not much we can do. Just
pray they won't make him play their little game of Wall Charging.
emmel
2008-09-24 08:19:16 UTC
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Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
emmel is a fearsome pirate...
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
You have it all messed up I see. Norns are worms.
Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. (En garde.)
That doesn't even rhyme!!! Would you like to be buried or cremated?
With you around, I'd rather be fumigated
::calls over from the other side::
Looks like he has to fight at two fronts now!
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
You are norn breeders, not dragons.
Where?! Where?! I'll skewer it like a sow on a buffet!
I'd just turn you into a boneless fillet.
(to ervaqre) See?
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
No, Sean is the guy who bakes cakes over here. But he's missing.
See? Our Ninja Agent Norns must have gotten him.
Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
If the Norns got 'im, then I'm afraid there's not much we can do. Just
pray they won't make him play their little game of Wall Charging.
I so hope they remember to tape that.
--
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(Don't forget to remove the ** bit)

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"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

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ervaqre
2008-09-24 08:58:18 UTC
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emmel is a fearsome pirate...
Post by emmel
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
That doesn't even rhyme!!! Would you like to be buried or cremated?
With you around, I'd rather be fumigated
Looks like he has to fight at two fronts now!
I am not afraid!
Post by emmel
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
Where?! Where?! I'll skewer it like a sow on a buffet!
I'd just turn you into a boneless fillet.
(to ervaqre) See?
Don't distract me please, I'm busy fighting this red guy.
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
ervaqre
2008-09-24 08:32:56 UTC
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Red Dragon is a fearsome pirate...
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
That doesn't even rhyme!!! Would you like to be buried or cremated?
With you around, I'd rather be fumigated
Dang! Well...ehhmm..ehrr...
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
Where?! Where?! I'll skewer it like a sow on a buffet!
I'd just turn you into a boneless fillet.
Argh...you...you...fight like a cow!
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
A norn breeder is some sort of peasant who, well, breeds norns.
There are no peasants here, we are an autonomous collective.
I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It appears
they're all red, eh?
Nah, just me.
I remember a norn breeder called RedWordSmith who posted to AGC about
nine years ago during my first invasion. What happened to him? Did he
die? Did you eat him? Has he joined the Dark Side?
Post by Red Dragon
Well, that behavior does define what it is to be 'Troll.' Can hardly
blame them. But I wonder why they didn't just eat you like they do with
trolls... Maybe guests complained about the smell at parties.
I was trying to start a sane argument!
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
If the Norns got 'im, then I'm afraid there's not much we can do. Just
pray they won't make him play their little game of Wall Charging.
But Sean's Danish! They can't do that to him!
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
Red Dragon
2008-09-24 15:49:54 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
Red Dragon is a fearsome pirate...
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
That doesn't even rhyme!!! Would you like to be buried or
cremated?
With you around, I'd rather be fumigated
Dang! Well...ehhmm..ehrr...
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
Where?! Where?! I'll skewer it like a sow on a buffet!
I'd just turn you into a boneless fillet.
Argh...you...you...fight like a cow!
I can still milk every drop of blood from your body.
Post by ervaqre
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
A norn breeder is some sort of peasant who, well, breeds
norns.
There are no peasants here, we are an autonomous collective.
I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It
appears they're all red, eh?
Nah, just me.
I remember a norn breeder called RedWordSmith who posted to AGC about
nine years ago during my first invasion. What happened to him? Did
he die? Did you eat him? Has he joined the Dark Side?
There's been a terrible plague that tore through AGC that caused people
to become lurkers. Highly contagious, so we have them in quarantine.
Also known as the basement.
Post by ervaqre
Post by Red Dragon
Well, that behavior does define what it is to be 'Troll.' Can
hardly blame them. But I wonder why they didn't just eat you like
they do with trolls... Maybe guests complained about the smell at
parties.
I was trying to start a sane argument!
On AFD? Well, there's your problem.
Post by ervaqre
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
If the Norns got 'im, then I'm afraid there's not much we can do.
Just pray they won't make him play their little game of Wall
Charging.
But Sean's Danish! They can't do that to him!
ervaqre
2008-09-25 20:01:33 UTC
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Red Dragon is a fearsome pirate...
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
Where?! Where?! I'll skewer it like a sow on a buffet!
I'd just turn you into a boneless fillet.
Argh...you...you...fight like a cow!
I can still milk every drop of blood from your body.
Please don't. I need it in times I have no fresh blood available.
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
I remember a norn breeder called RedWordSmith who posted to AGC about
nine years ago during my first invasion. What happened to him? Did
he die? Did you eat him? Has he joined the Dark Side?
There's been a terrible plague that tore through AGC that caused people
to become lurkers. Highly contagious, so we have them in quarantine.
Also known as the basement.
Ahh...then perhaps, could you please revive the xOtix thing?
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
I was trying to start a sane argument!
On AFD? Well, there's your problem.
I'm just misunderstood :(
--
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go here: www.aglami.net
Red Dragon
2008-09-26 15:36:26 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
Red Dragon is a fearsome pirate...
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
Where?! Where?! I'll skewer it like a sow on a buffet!
I'd just turn you into a boneless fillet.
Argh...you...you...fight like a cow!
I can still milk every drop of blood from your body.
Please don't. I need it in times I have no fresh blood available.
Meh, perhaps I'll humor that request. I don't really do so well at the
sight of lots of blood anyway. It's why I prefer blunt weapons.
Post by ervaqre
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
I remember a norn breeder called RedWordSmith who posted to AGC
about nine years ago during my first invasion. What happened to
him? Did he die? Did you eat him? Has he joined the Dark Side?
There's been a terrible plague that tore through AGC that caused
people to become lurkers. Highly contagious, so we have them in
quarantine. Also known as the basement.
Ahh...then perhaps, could you please revive the xOtix thing?
*lower lip trembles* I wish I could.

Say, has anybody been in the basement recently?
Post by ervaqre
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
I was trying to start a sane argument!
On AFD? Well, there's your problem.
I'm just misunderstood :(
ervaqre
2008-09-27 17:09:29 UTC
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Red Dragon is a fearsome pirate...
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
Please don't. I need it in times I have no fresh blood available.
Meh, perhaps I'll humor that request. I don't really do so well at the
sight of lots of blood anyway. It's why I prefer blunt weapons.
*cuts off one of Pixel's limbs and throws it at Red Dragon*

Try staring at it intensely! You might overcome your fear for the sight
of blood. If you think you're ready, try cutting off another of Pixel's
limbs.
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
Ahh...then perhaps, could you please revive the xOtix thing?
*lower lip trembles* I wish I could.
Say, has anybody been in the basement recently?
Is that where the xOtix thing hangs out? She's probably knitting.
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
I was trying to start a sane argument!
On AFD? Well, there's your problem.
I'm just misunderstood :(
JISBU!!
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
emmel
2008-09-29 09:18:27 UTC
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Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
Red Dragon is a fearsome pirate...
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
Where?! Where?! I'll skewer it like a sow on a buffet!
I'd just turn you into a boneless fillet.
Argh...you...you...fight like a cow!
I can still milk every drop of blood from your body.
Please don't. I need it in times I have no fresh blood available.
Meh, perhaps I'll humor that request. I don't really do so well at the
sight of lots of blood anyway. It's why I prefer blunt weapons.
Post by ervaqre
Post by Red Dragon
Post by ervaqre
I remember a norn breeder called RedWordSmith who posted to AGC
about nine years ago during my first invasion. What happened to
him? Did he die? Did you eat him? Has he joined the Dark Side?
There's been a terrible plague that tore through AGC that caused
people to become lurkers. Highly contagious, so we have them in
quarantine. Also known as the basement.
Ahh...then perhaps, could you please revive the xOtix thing?
*lower lip trembles* I wish I could.
Say, has anybody been in the basement recently?
I try not to. That's where the waste tanks are... Intimidating.
--
emmel <the_emmel*you-know-what-that's-for*@gmx.net>
(Don't forget to remove the ** bit)

story archives available at http://ranira.wordpress.com

Official AGC feedback maniac

"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

Proud owner of 1 (one) DISOBEDIENCE point.
Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.
Neo
2008-09-23 20:20:03 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
emmel is a fearsome pirate...
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
You have it all messed up I see. Norns are worms.
Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. (En garde.)
That doesn't even rhyme!!! Would you like to be buried or cremated?
That doesn't rhyme either!
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
You are norn breeders, not dragons.
Tell that to the dragon...
Where?! Where?! I'll skewer it like a sow on a buffet!
Maybe we are dragon breeders too. I would be careful with all that
gunpowder on your vessel!
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
A norn breeder is some sort of peasant who, well, breeds norns.
There are no peasants here, we are an autonomous collective.
I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It appears
they're all red, eh?
We are more aquatic than thou! Maybe it is the setting sun reflecting in
the water. Maybe it's the fire on your main deck!
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
A dragon is a whole other creature, but they come from
alt.fan.dragons, not from AGC!
We sometimes leave the doors open.
I remember I once went to AFD and said dragons don't exist and then all
them dragons became horribly furious and said I is a troll :(
Could be worse, you could have been called a pirate!
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
No, Sean is the guy who bakes cakes over here. But he's missing.
See? Our Ninja Agent Norns must have gotten him.
Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
Do you want him cooked, defrosted or mutilated beyond recognition?

Neo
--
Everything that has a beginning has an end.
emmel
2008-09-24 08:14:11 UTC
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Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
emmel is a fearsome pirate...
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
You are norn breeders, not dragons.
Tell that to the dragon...
Where?! Where?! I'll skewer it like a sow on a buffet!
Maybe we are dragon breeders too. I would be careful with all that
gunpowder on your vessel!
Well, we sure *do* have an incubator large enough.
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
A norn breeder is some sort of peasant who, well, breeds norns.
There are no peasants here, we are an autonomous collective.
I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It appears
they're all red, eh?
We are more aquatic than thou! Maybe it is the setting sun reflecting in
the water. Maybe it's the fire on your main deck!
Shush. Don't tell him until the thing has just about reached his powder
room.
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
No, Sean is the guy who bakes cakes over here. But he's missing.
See? Our Ninja Agent Norns must have gotten him.
Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
Do you want him cooked, defrosted or mutilated beyond recognition?
I opt for well done.
--
emmel <the_emmel*you-know-what-that's-for*@gmx.net>
(Don't forget to remove the ** bit)

story archives available at http://ranira.wordpress.com

Official AGC feedback maniac

"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

Proud owner of 1 (one) DISOBEDIENCE point.
Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.
ervaqre
2008-09-24 08:37:10 UTC
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Neo is a fearsome pirate...
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
That doesn't even rhyme!!! Would you like to be buried or cremated?
That doesn't rhyme either!
No, the person who replies to it has to rhyme. We're on the sea now.
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It appears
they're all red, eh?
We are more aquatic than thou! Maybe it is the setting sun reflecting in
the water. Maybe it's the fire on your main deck!
Well, it's time to test whether I can still hold my breath for ten
minutes then, a thing every pirate is supposed to be able to do.

*jumps from the deck*
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
I remember I once went to AFD and said dragons don't exist and then all
them dragons became horribly furious and said I is a troll :(
Could be worse, you could have been called a pirate!
They hate pirates! Afraid we'll steel their gold. ARR!!
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
Do you want him cooked, defrosted or mutilated beyond recognition?
Mutilated beyong recognition please, that's what Sean usually looks
like.
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
emmel
2008-09-24 10:21:18 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
Neo is a fearsome pirate...
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
That doesn't even rhyme!!! Would you like to be buried or cremated?
That doesn't rhyme either!
No, the person who replies to it has to rhyme. We're on the sea now.
You trespassed on AGC ground. Our rules here.
Post by ervaqre
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It appears
they're all red, eh?
We are more aquatic than thou! Maybe it is the setting sun reflecting in
the water. Maybe it's the fire on your main deck!
Well, it's time to test whether I can still hold my breath for ten
minutes then, a thing every pirate is supposed to be able to do.
*jumps from the deck*
Should anyone have told him about the jelly fish? Then again, it
probably doesn't matter. Few pirates could actually swim.
Post by ervaqre
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
I remember I once went to AFD and said dragons don't exist and then all
them dragons became horribly furious and said I is a troll :(
Could be worse, you could have been called a pirate!
They hate pirates! Afraid we'll steel their gold. ARR!!
You couldn't distinguish gold from brass if I hit you over the head with
it.
--
emmel <the_emmel*you-know-what-that's-for*@gmx.net>
(Don't forget to remove the ** bit)

story archives available at http://ranira.wordpress.com

Official AGC feedback maniac

"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

Proud owner of 1 (one) DISOBEDIENCE point.
Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.
ervaqre
2008-09-26 13:59:38 UTC
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emmel is a fearsome pirate...
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
*jumps from the deck*
Should anyone have told him about the jelly fish? Then again, it
probably doesn't matter. Few pirates could actually swim.
Don't worry, it's Haribo jelly fish we have in this sea of ours.
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
They hate pirates! Afraid we'll steel their gold. ARR!!
You couldn't distinguish gold from brass if I hit you over the head with
it.
TRY IT YOU WIMP!
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
emmel
2008-09-29 09:16:05 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
emmel is a fearsome pirate...
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
*jumps from the deck*
Should anyone have told him about the jelly fish? Then again, it
probably doesn't matter. Few pirates could actually swim.
Don't worry, it's Haribo jelly fish we have in this sea of ours.
Oh, but these are the seas of AGC. Death lurks in the depths... (and
mernorns, I think).
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
They hate pirates! Afraid we'll steel their gold. ARR!!
You couldn't distinguish gold from brass if I hit you over the head with
it.
TRY IT YOU WIMP!
::hits ervaqre over the head with a lead bat::
--
emmel <the_emmel*you-know-what-that's-for*@gmx.net>
(Don't forget to remove the ** bit)

story archives available at http://ranira.wordpress.com

Official AGC feedback maniac

"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

Proud owner of 1 (one) DISOBEDIENCE point.
Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.
Neo
2008-09-24 15:26:29 UTC
Permalink
Post by ervaqre
Neo is a fearsome pirate...
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
That doesn't even rhyme!!! Would you like to be buried or cremated?
That doesn't rhyme either!
No, the person who replies to it has to rhyme. We're on the sea now.
I would like to be buried on the sea then!
Post by ervaqre
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It appears
they're all red, eh?
We are more aquatic than thou! Maybe it is the setting sun reflecting in
the water. Maybe it's the fire on your main deck!
Well, it's time to test whether I can still hold my breath for ten
minutes then, a thing every pirate is supposed to be able to do.
*jumps from the deck*
It is your brother Sean that holds the title for holding his breath the
longest! Some people suspect he should have drowned after all these
years but I think he is just showing off!

Sean can easily beat those measly ten minutes of you!
Post by ervaqre
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
I remember I once went to AFD and said dragons don't exist and then all
them dragons became horribly furious and said I is a troll :(
Could be worse, you could have been called a pirate!
They hate pirates! Afraid we'll steel their gold. ARR!!
Then you could use their error in judgement to actually steal that gold
next time you invade their group!! ARRR!
Post by ervaqre
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
Do you want him cooked, defrosted or mutilated beyond recognition?
Mutilated beyong recognition please, that's what Sean usually looks
like.
::ding::

Your Sean is ready Sir! Now you only have to go get him. He's behind
that huge picture of a red dragon on the wall!

Neo
--
Everything that has a beginning has an end.
Red Dragon
2008-09-24 15:54:12 UTC
Permalink
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
Neo is a fearsome pirate...
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
That doesn't even rhyme!!! Would you like to be buried or
cremated?
That doesn't rhyme either!
No, the person who replies to it has to rhyme. We're on the sea now.
I would like to be buried on the sea then!
Post by ervaqre
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It
appears they're all red, eh?
We are more aquatic than thou! Maybe it is the setting sun
reflecting in the water. Maybe it's the fire on your main deck!
Well, it's time to test whether I can still hold my breath for ten
minutes then, a thing every pirate is supposed to be able to do.
*jumps from the deck*
It is your brother Sean that holds the title for holding his breath
the longest! Some people suspect he should have drowned after all
these years but I think he is just showing off!
Sean can easily beat those measly ten minutes of you!
Post by ervaqre
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
I remember I once went to AFD and said dragons don't exist and
then all them dragons became horribly furious and said I is a
troll :(
Could be worse, you could have been called a pirate!
They hate pirates! Afraid we'll steel their gold. ARR!!
Then you could use their error in judgement to actually steal that
gold next time you invade their group!! ARRR!
Post by ervaqre
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
Do you want him cooked, defrosted or mutilated beyond
recognition?
Mutilated beyong recognition please, that's what Sean usually looks
like.
Your Sean is ready Sir! Now you only have to go get him. He's behind
that huge picture of a red dragon on the wall!
Neo
I knew I should've patch that hole sooner. How many times do I have to
tell you not to squirrel away prepared bodies behind there? The fumes
will ruin the canvas!
Neo
2008-09-24 17:31:55 UTC
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Post by Red Dragon
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
Neo is a fearsome pirate...
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
That doesn't even rhyme!!! Would you like to be buried or
cremated?
That doesn't rhyme either!
No, the person who replies to it has to rhyme. We're on the sea now.
I would like to be buried on the sea then!
Post by ervaqre
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It
appears they're all red, eh?
We are more aquatic than thou! Maybe it is the setting sun
reflecting in the water. Maybe it's the fire on your main deck!
Well, it's time to test whether I can still hold my breath for ten
minutes then, a thing every pirate is supposed to be able to do.
*jumps from the deck*
It is your brother Sean that holds the title for holding his breath
the longest! Some people suspect he should have drowned after all
these years but I think he is just showing off!
Sean can easily beat those measly ten minutes of you!
Post by ervaqre
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
I remember I once went to AFD and said dragons don't exist and
then all them dragons became horribly furious and said I is a
troll :(
Could be worse, you could have been called a pirate!
They hate pirates! Afraid we'll steel their gold. ARR!!
Then you could use their error in judgement to actually steal that
gold next time you invade their group!! ARRR!
Post by ervaqre
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
Do you want him cooked, defrosted or mutilated beyond
recognition?
Mutilated beyong recognition please, that's what Sean usually looks
like.
Your Sean is ready Sir! Now you only have to go get him. He's behind
that huge picture of a red dragon on the wall!
Neo
I knew I should've patch that hole sooner. How many times do I have to
tell you not to squirrel away prepared bodies behind there? The fumes
will ruin the canvas!
I can't help that there are holes behind your picture. It is you that
keeps making new ones every time you go back into lurking mode :-) I
thought I might as well put the DOTT microwave inside one of them!

::offers some wall filler::

Neo
--
Everything that has a beginning has an end.
In Disguise
2008-09-25 02:31:46 UTC
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In other news...
Post by Neo
I can't help that there are holes behind your picture. It is you that
keeps making new ones every time you go back into lurking mode :-) I
thought I might as well put the DOTT microwave inside one of them!
Whoa, IRTA "waffle filler".
Post by Neo
Neo
Red Dragon
2008-09-25 04:47:30 UTC
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Post by In Disguise
Post by Neo
I can't help that there are holes behind your picture. It is you
that keeps making new ones every time you go back into lurking mode
:-) I thought I might as well put the DOTT microwave inside one of
them!
Whoa, IRTA "waffle filler".
Post by Neo
Neo
Better than "batter blaster." The name of that stuff unsettles me.
I'd prefer straight-up waffles to either, though. Or maybe fresh
stroopwafels.

Mmm... Fresh stroopwafels, how I miss thee...
In Disguise
2008-09-25 13:12:34 UTC
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In other news...
Post by Red Dragon
Post by In Disguise
Whoa, IRTA "waffle filler".
Neo
Better than "batter blaster." The name of that stuff unsettles me.
I'd prefer straight-up waffles to either, though. Or maybe fresh
stroopwafels.
Mmm... Fresh stroopwafels, how I miss thee...
I think I need glasses...IR*T*A "stoopwafels". Does the 5 second rule apply
if you throw your wafels on the stoop?
Red Dragon
2008-09-25 15:17:56 UTC
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Post by In Disguise
Post by Red Dragon
Post by In Disguise
Whoa, IRTA "waffle filler".
Neo
Better than "batter blaster." The name of that stuff unsettles me.
I'd prefer straight-up waffles to either, though. Or maybe fresh
stroopwafels.
Mmm... Fresh stroopwafels, how I miss thee...
I think I need glasses...IR*T*A "stoopwafels". Does the 5 second
rule apply if you throw your wafels on the stoop?
The 5 second rule applies in no situation. What, do you think you
managed to drop your food in the only bacteria-free surface on the
planet and they're all racing for it now that there's something
interesting there? :)

You know, it seems like that rule gets a longer and longer time period
every time I hear it. It used to be the 2 second rule. Some day in the
future I'll be hearing about the "24-hour rule."
DG
2008-09-25 15:57:16 UTC
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Post by Red Dragon
Post by In Disguise
Post by Red Dragon
Post by In Disguise
Whoa, IRTA "waffle filler".
Neo
Better than "batter blaster." The name of that stuff unsettles me.
I'd prefer straight-up waffles to either, though. Or maybe fresh
stroopwafels.
Mmm... Fresh stroopwafels, how I miss thee...
I think I need glasses...IR*T*A "stoopwafels". Does the 5 second
rule apply if you throw your wafels on the stoop?
The 5 second rule applies in no situation. What, do you think you
managed to drop your food in the only bacteria-free surface on the
planet and they're all racing for it now that there's something
interesting there? :)
You know, it seems like that rule gets a longer and longer time period
every time I hear it. It used to be the 2 second rule. Some day in the
future I'll be hearing about the "24-hour rule."
It's adjusting to the slowing rotation of the Earth.
--
Danny.
In Disguise
2008-09-25 17:10:59 UTC
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In other news...
Post by Red Dragon
Post by In Disguise
Post by Red Dragon
Better than "batter blaster." The name of that stuff unsettles me.
I'd prefer straight-up waffles to either, though. Or maybe fresh
stroopwafels.
P.S.
What is batter blaster?
Post by Red Dragon
Post by In Disguise
Post by Red Dragon
Mmm... Fresh stroopwafels, how I miss thee...
I think I need glasses...IR*T*A "stoopwafels". Does the 5 second
rule apply if you throw your wafels on the stoop?
The 5 second rule applies in no situation. What, do you think you
managed to drop your food in the only bacteria-free surface on the
planet and they're all racing for it now that there's something
interesting there? :)
No, the bacteria are there, they just don't have time to jump on the food in
a matter of seconds!
I don't really buy it either.
Post by Red Dragon
You know, it seems like that rule gets a longer and longer time period
every time I hear it. It used to be the 2 second rule. Some day in the
future I'll be hearing about the "24-hour rule."
That is just gross. Then the really BIG things, like insects and vermin
will have time to jump on the food!
"I would like a wafel without so much rat in it"
Red Dragon
2008-09-26 15:29:11 UTC
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Post by Red Dragon
Better than "batter blaster." The name of that stuff unsettles
me. I'd prefer straight-up waffles to either, though. Or maybe
fresh stroopwafels.
P.S. What is batter blaster?
It's waffle/pancake batter in a spray can. Ah, what will they think up
next for the lazy American public? I weep for my people. :P

I'll stick with my pancakes. I have fun making things from scratch anyway.

Of course, the name 'batter blaster' disturbs me because of a certain
euphemism. I shan't get into it, for I'm a bit too polite for such things.
DG
2008-09-25 15:46:53 UTC
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Post by In Disguise
Post by Red Dragon
Post by In Disguise
Whoa, IRTA "waffle filler".
Neo
Better than "batter blaster." The name of that stuff unsettles me.
I'd prefer straight-up waffles to either, though. Or maybe fresh
stroopwafels.
Mmm... Fresh stroopwafels, how I miss thee...
I think I need glasses...IR*T*A "stoopwafels". Does the 5 second rule apply
if you throw your wafels on the stoop?
You mean stroopwafels?
--
Danny.
In Disguise
2008-09-25 17:06:45 UTC
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In other news...
Post by DG
Post by In Disguise
Post by Red Dragon
Post by In Disguise
Whoa, IRTA "waffle filler".
Neo
Better than "batter blaster." The name of that stuff unsettles me.
I'd prefer straight-up waffles to either, though. Or maybe fresh
stroopwafels.
Mmm... Fresh stroopwafels, how I miss thee...
I think I need glasses...IR*T*A "stoopwafels". Does the 5 second
rule apply if you throw your wafels on the stoop?
You mean stroopwafels?
That's what we're talking about! Sort of.
DG
2008-09-25 18:48:58 UTC
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Post by In Disguise
Post by DG
Post by In Disguise
Post by Red Dragon
Post by In Disguise
Whoa, IRTA "waffle filler".
Neo
Better than "batter blaster." The name of that stuff unsettles me.
I'd prefer straight-up waffles to either, though. Or maybe fresh
stroopwafels.
Mmm... Fresh stroopwafels, how I miss thee...
I think I need glasses...IR*T*A "stoopwafels". Does the 5 second
rule apply if you throw your wafels on the stoop?
You mean stroopwafels?
That's what we're talking about! Sort of.
The Amazing Stroopwafels hate Santa!


--
Danny.
ervaqre
2008-09-25 19:57:22 UTC
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DG is a fearsome pirate...
Post by DG
Post by In Disguise
That's what we're talking about! Sort of.
The Amazing Stroopwafels hate Santa!
http://youtu.be/NKuapK8Sr-4
There you go again you insane youtube television moving pictures addict!
You need help, I'm serious!!

*drools and foams*
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
DG
2008-09-25 20:06:10 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
Post by DG
Post by In Disguise
That's what we're talking about! Sort of.
The Amazing Stroopwafels hate Santa!
http://youtu.be/NKuapK8Sr-4
There you go again you insane youtube television moving pictures addict!
You need help, I'm serious!!
*drools and foams*
It's not my fault Youtube doesn't convert the pictures into ASCII!
--
Danny.
ervaqre
2008-09-25 20:31:09 UTC
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DG is a fearsome pirate...
Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
There you go again you insane youtube television moving pictures addict!
You need help, I'm serious!!
*drools and foams*
It's not my fault Youtube doesn't convert the pictures into ASCII!
Youtube is owned by Google right? I'll send them ABUSE!! Bitchiz!
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
DG
2008-09-25 20:35:28 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
There you go again you insane youtube television moving pictures addict!
You need help, I'm serious!!
*drools and foams*
It's not my fault Youtube doesn't convert the pictures into ASCII!
Youtube is owned by Google right? I'll send them ABUSE!! Bitchiz!
And make sure they keep their width under 80!
--
Danny.
ervaqre
2008-09-26 13:28:02 UTC
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DG is a fearsome pirate...
Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
Post by DG
It's not my fault Youtube doesn't convert the pictures into ASCII!
Youtube is owned by Google right? I'll send them ABUSE!! Bitchiz!
And make sure they keep their width under 80!
Google does that in plain text mails. And I can use goosh.org whilst
using the CLI. So at least they're doing a better job than MS.
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
In Disguise
2008-09-26 04:01:37 UTC
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In other news...
Post by DG
Post by In Disguise
Post by DG
You mean stroopwafels?
That's what we're talking about! Sort of.
The Amazing Stroopwafels hate Santa!
http://youtu.be/NKuapK8Sr-4
There are two things that stand out about that video (well, more than two,
but I digress) 1. One of the guys is in black makeup - not allowed to do
that here. And 2. They are in ASSen...'nuff said. Of course, I have no
clue where Assen is.
DG
2008-09-26 05:37:20 UTC
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Post by In Disguise
Post by DG
Post by In Disguise
Post by DG
You mean stroopwafels?
That's what we're talking about! Sort of.
The Amazing Stroopwafels hate Santa!
http://youtu.be/NKuapK8Sr-4
There are two things that stand out about that video (well, more than two,
but I digress) 1. One of the guys is in black makeup - not allowed to do
that here. And 2. They are in ASSen...'nuff said. Of course, I have no
clue where Assen is.
There have to be a lot more funny placenames here. Like Sexbierum.
http://maps.google.nl/maps?hl=nl&num=10&lr=&safe=images&q=sexbierum&ie=UTF8&z=13

There's also a village named America.
http://maps.google.nl/maps?f=q&hl=nl&geocode=&q=america+limburg+netherlands&ie=UTF8&ll=51.439457,5.982056&spn=0.154513,0.30899&z=12&iwloc=addr
--
Danny.
ervaqre
2008-09-26 13:46:48 UTC
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In Disguise is a fearsome pirate...
Post by In Disguise
Post by DG
http://youtu.be/NKuapK8Sr-4
There are two things that stand out about that video (well, more than two,
but I digress) 1. One of the guys is in black makeup - not allowed to do
that here. And 2. They are in ASSen...'nuff said. Of course, I have no
clue where Assen is.
It's about 20 minutes from where I live.
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
Neo
2008-09-25 16:35:32 UTC
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Post by Red Dragon
Post by In Disguise
Post by Neo
I can't help that there are holes behind your picture. It is you that
keeps making new ones every time you go back into lurking mode
:-) I thought I might as well put the DOTT microwave inside one of
them!
Whoa, IRTA "waffle filler".
Post by Neo
Neo
Better than "batter blaster." The name of that stuff unsettles me.
I'd prefer straight-up waffles to either, though. Or maybe fresh
stroopwafels.
Mmm... Fresh stroopwafels, how I miss thee...
Or some strawberry cones!

Neo
--
Everything that has a beginning has an end.
ervaqre
2008-09-25 19:55:08 UTC
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Red Dragon is a fearsome pirate...
Post by Red Dragon
Better than "batter blaster." The name of that stuff unsettles me.
I'd prefer straight-up waffles to either, though. Or maybe fresh
stroopwafels.
Mmm... Fresh stroopwafels, how I miss thee...
Oh you damn sick bastard!! Don't make me run to the supermarket to get
stroopwafels or stroopkoeken!!

*spasms whilst suppressing the desperate craving for stroopwafels*

Well.. it's 21:55, I won't make it before 22:00 anyway :(
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
Red Dragon
2008-09-26 15:39:11 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
Red Dragon is a fearsome pirate...
Post by Red Dragon
Better than "batter blaster." The name of that stuff unsettles me.
I'd prefer straight-up waffles to either, though. Or maybe fresh
stroopwafels.
Mmm... Fresh stroopwafels, how I miss thee...
Oh you damn sick bastard!! Don't make me run to the supermarket to
get stroopwafels or stroopkoeken!!
*spasms whilst suppressing the desperate craving for stroopwafels*
Well.. it's 21:55, I won't make it before 22:00 anyway :(
Ahahaha! The world will be blanketed in my pain!

Well, except the places that actually have the little stroopwafels
stands. Cuuuurse them...
ervaqre
2008-09-27 17:11:59 UTC
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Red Dragon is a fearsome pirate...
Post by Red Dragon
Ahahaha! The world will be blanketed in my pain!
Well, except the places that actually have the little stroopwafels
stands. Cuuuurse them...
That's it! Once more this stroopwafel thread. So I'll go and buy 50
stroopwafels tonight to eat away my sorrow.
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
ervaqre
2008-09-25 19:47:25 UTC
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Neo is a fearsome pirate...
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
No, the person who replies to it has to rhyme. We're on the sea now.
I would like to be buried on the sea then!
Right! I'm not gonna dig that hole for you. I'm afraid of water.
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
Post by Neo
We are more aquatic than thou! Maybe it is the setting sun reflecting in
the water. Maybe it's the fire on your main deck!
Well, it's time to test whether I can still hold my breath for ten
minutes then, a thing every pirate is supposed to be able to do.
*jumps from the deck*
It is your brother Sean that holds the title for holding his breath the
longest! Some people suspect he should have drowned after all these
years but I think he is just showing off!
Sean can easily beat those measly ten minutes of you!
Hold on a moment, sir...

SEAN IS NOT MY BROTHER!!!!!

That would be terrible. I'm not even Danish!
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
They hate pirates! Afraid we'll steel their gold. ARR!!
Then you could use their error in judgement to actually steal that gold
next time you invade their group!! ARRR!
I can't be bothered, I'm busy insaving AGC and the Castle right now. I
expect to have them subjugated by the end of the month.
Post by Neo
Post by ervaqre
Mutilated beyong recognition please, that's what Sean usually looks
like.
Your Sean is ready Sir! Now you only have to go get him. He's behind
that huge picture of a red dragon on the wall!
Wall? What? How do I get there? And how do you know I have pictures of
red dragons on my wall? Are you a spy? Do you work for the enemy?
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
emmel
2008-09-24 08:09:46 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
emmel is a fearsome pirate...
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
You have it all messed up I see. Norns are worms.
Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. (En garde.)
That doesn't even rhyme!!!
Well, it doesn't have to *and* it's your answer that should have rhymed
in any case. My point, it seems.
Post by ervaqre
Would you like to be buried or cremated?
With you around, I'd rather be fumigated.

Every word you say to me is stupid.
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
You are norn breeders, not dragons.
Tell that to the dragon...
Where?! Where?! I'll skewer it like a sow on a buffet!
::point at Red Dragon::
Over there. And by the way... When she's done with you (well, done - not
bloody or medium) you'll be a boneless filet. And slightly charred.
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
A norn breeder is some sort of peasant who, well, breeds norns.
There are no peasants here, we are an autonomous collective.
I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It appears
they're all red, eh?
Must have been a red herring.
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
A dragon is a whole other creature, but they come from
alt.fan.dragons, not from AGC!
We sometimes leave the doors open.
I remember I once went to AFD and said dragons don't exist and then all
them dragons became horribly furious and said I is a troll :(
<veg>
Let's see if I still have those daylight equivalent flood lights...
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
No, Sean is the guy who bakes cakes over here. But he's missing.
See? Our Ninja Agent Norns must have gotten him.
Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
No can do. No communication is to take place until the mission is
complete. I have no way of calling them (that I want to use, anyway).
--
emmel <the_emmel*you-know-what-that's-for*@gmx.net>
(Don't forget to remove the ** bit)

story archives available at http://ranira.wordpress.com

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"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

Proud owner of 1 (one) DISOBEDIENCE point.
Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

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ervaqre
2008-09-24 08:56:27 UTC
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emmel is a fearsome pirate...
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. (En garde.)
That doesn't even rhyme!!!
Well, it doesn't have to *and* it's your answer that should have rhymed
in any case. My point, it seems.
NEVARR!! Since I am a pirate, I am allowed to cheat.
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Would you like to be buried or cremated?
With you around, I'd rather be fumigated.
Every word you say to me is stupid.
I wanted to make sure you’d feel comfortable with me!

(how are we going to explain to the viewers that this is valid, yet does
not rhyme? though I don't think there are many lurkers about these days)
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Tell that to the dragon...
Where?! Where?! I'll skewer it like a sow on a buffet!
Over there. And by the way... When she's done with you (well, done - not
bloody or medium) you'll be a boneless filet. And slightly charred.
Two on one? Do you have no honor, shame or peanut butter?
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It appears
they're all red, eh?
Must have been a red herring.
Red herrings are very useful if you want to cross a bridge, so I always
keep a few dead red herrings in my pants.
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
We sometimes leave the doors open.
I remember I once went to AFD and said dragons don't exist and then all
them dragons became horribly furious and said I is a troll :(
<veg>
Let's see if I still have those daylight equivalent flood lights...
No, thanks, I'm not a vegetarian. I'm a rapist.
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
No can do. No communication is to take place until the mission is
complete. I have no way of calling them (that I want to use, anyway).
Use it!
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
emmel
2008-09-24 10:33:15 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
emmel is a fearsome pirate...
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. (En garde.)
That doesn't even rhyme!!!
Well, it doesn't have to *and* it's your answer that should have rhymed
in any case. My point, it seems.
NEVARR!! Since I am a pirate, I am allowed to cheat.
Oh, sure you are, but we still win. <veg>
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Would you like to be buried or cremated?
With you around, I'd rather be fumigated.
Every word you say to me is stupid.
I wanted to make sure you’d feel comfortable with me!
(how are we going to explain to the viewers that this is valid, yet does
not rhyme? though I don't think there are many lurkers about these days)
(You insisted on rhymes. And where the hell is your insult?)
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Tell that to the dragon...
Where?! Where?! I'll skewer it like a sow on a buffet!
Over there. And by the way... When she's done with you (well, done - not
bloody or medium) you'll be a boneless filet. And slightly charred.
Two on one? Do you have no honor, shame or peanut butter?
You judge me? You're manners are on level with the gutter!
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
I've always known something's fishy about norn breeders. It appears
they're all red, eh?
Must have been a red herring.
Red herrings are very useful if you want to cross a bridge, so I always
keep a few dead red herrings in my pants.
That explains the smell,
worse than in hell...
And you wonder that flee,
as soon as they see yee,
the enemy combatants?
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
We sometimes leave the doors open.
I remember I once went to AFD and said dragons don't exist and then all
them dragons became horribly furious and said I is a troll :(
<veg>
Let's see if I still have those daylight equivalent flood lights...
No, thanks, I'm not a vegetarian. I'm a rapist.
::shakes head::
Oh those ignorants...
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Well, then hurry up and give him back! I'm hungry!
No can do. No communication is to take place until the mission is
complete. I have no way of calling them (that I want to use, anyway).
Use it!
Nah.
--
emmel <the_emmel*you-know-what-that's-for*@gmx.net>
(Don't forget to remove the ** bit)

story archives available at http://ranira.wordpress.com

Official AGC feedback maniac

"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

Proud owner of 1 (one) DISOBEDIENCE point.
Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.
ervaqre
2008-09-25 19:43:49 UTC
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emmel is a fearsome pirate...
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
NEVARR!! Since I am a pirate, I am allowed to cheat.
Oh, sure you are, but we still win. <veg>
There you are with your vegetables again. Do you seriously think you can
defeat a real pirate with vegetables? Hae!! We pirates try not to depend
on faul, loomy, quirky vegetables!!
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
I wanted to make sure you’d feel comfortable with me!
(how are we going to explain to the viewers that this is valid, yet does
not rhyme? though I don't think there are many lurkers about these days)
(You insisted on rhymes. And where the hell is your insult?)
We're supposed to clatter swords for a bit, then you should look
uncomfortable I and should flash a wide and evil grin on my face. Only
after that, I am allowed to utter a devastating insult.
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Two on one? Do you have no honor, shame or peanut butter?
You judge me? You're manners are on level with the gutter!
Ouch! Well..err...I'm darn proud of it!

*vomits*
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Red herrings are very useful if you want to cross a bridge, so I always
keep a few dead red herrings in my pants.
That explains the smell,
worse than in hell...
And you wonder that flee,
as soon as they see yee,
the enemy combatants?
Ahum, does this look like alt.poetry to you? Freaking poet.
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Let's see if I still have those daylight equivalent flood lights...
No, thanks, I'm not a vegetarian. I'm a rapist.
Oh those ignorants...
Let them be! Let them be! It's not like rapist hurt people.
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
emmel
2008-09-26 07:25:45 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
emmel is a fearsome pirate...
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
NEVARR!! Since I am a pirate, I am allowed to cheat.
Oh, sure you are, but we still win. <veg>
There you are with your vegetables again. Do you seriously think you can
defeat a real pirate with vegetables? Hae!! We pirates try not to depend
on faul, loomy, quirky vegetables!!
Well, no scurvy for me. No rotting bodies on board *this* ship. I can
see that it doesn't really matter for you, though... or rather smell.
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
I wanted to make sure you’d feel comfortable with me!
(how are we going to explain to the viewers that this is valid, yet does
not rhyme? though I don't think there are many lurkers about these days)
(You insisted on rhymes. And where the hell is your insult?)
We're supposed to clatter swords for a bit, then you should look
uncomfortable I and should flash a wide and evil grin on my face. Only
after that, I am allowed to utter a devastating insult.
With that rusty thing of yours? That'd be the END for you.
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Two on one? Do you have no honor, shame or peanut butter?
You judge me? You're manners are on level with the gutter!
Ouch! Well..err...I'm darn proud of it!
*vomits*
::hoses ervaqre and the deck::
That's English oak, dammit.
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Red herrings are very useful if you want to cross a bridge, so I always
keep a few dead red herrings in my pants.
That explains the smell,
worse than in hell...
And you wonder that flee,
as soon as they see yee,
the enemy combatants?
Ahum, does this look like alt.poetry to you? Freaking poet.
This is whatever we - the honourable society of AGC; *not* you
- will it to be. When you can't face us, then step the hell off our
ship. Thank you for your attention.
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Let's see if I still have those daylight equivalent flood lights...
No, thanks, I'm not a vegetarian. I'm a rapist.
Oh those ignorants...
Let them be! Let them be! It's not like rapist hurt people.
OK, that does it.
::turns to the carpet::
You have free reigns. Sick 'em up, buddy!
--
emmel <the_emmel*you-know-what-that's-for*@gmx.net>
(Don't forget to remove the ** bit)

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ervaqre
2008-09-26 13:57:55 UTC
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emmel is a fearsome pirate...
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
There you are with your vegetables again. Do you seriously think you can
defeat a real pirate with vegetables? Hae!! We pirates try not to depend
on faul, loomy, quirky vegetables!!
Well, no scurvy for me. No rotting bodies on board *this* ship. I can
see that it doesn't really matter for you, though... or rather smell.
I love the smell of rotting bodies. I love the smell of anything rotten.
That's why I hang around in Aglami of course.
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
We're supposed to clatter swords for a bit, then you should look
uncomfortable I and should flash a wide and evil grin on my face. Only
after that, I am allowed to utter a devastating insult.
With that rusty thing of yours? That'd be the END for you.
Ahumm...my sword is the Death of Klarup! Not some rusty thing!!
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Ouch! Well..err...I'm darn proud of it!
*vomits*
That's English oak, dammit.
Oak!? This deck!? As if we can afford oak!
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Ahum, does this look like alt.poetry to you? Freaking poet.
This is whatever we - the honourable society of AGC; *not* you
- will it to be. When you can't face us, then step the hell off our
ship. Thank you for your attention.
You're in Aglami-land now. I just colonized AGC.
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Let them be! Let them be! It's not like rapist hurt people.
OK, that does it.
You have free reigns. Sick 'em up, buddy!
You talk to your carpet? Uhm, Danny, when you're done in the park, could
you bring your medication to this thread?
--
ervaqre, the lone usenet wanderer
go here: www.aglami.net
emmel
2008-09-29 09:14:12 UTC
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Post by ervaqre
emmel is a fearsome pirate...
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
There you are with your vegetables again. Do you seriously think you can
defeat a real pirate with vegetables? Hae!! We pirates try not to depend
on faul, loomy, quirky vegetables!!
Well, no scurvy for me. No rotting bodies on board *this* ship. I can
see that it doesn't really matter for you, though... or rather smell.
I love the smell of rotting bodies. I love the smell of anything rotten.
That's why I hang around in Aglami of course.
I figured as much.
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
We're supposed to clatter swords for a bit, then you should look
uncomfortable I and should flash a wide and evil grin on my face. Only
after that, I am allowed to utter a devastating insult.
With that rusty thing of yours? That'd be the END for you.
Ahumm...my sword is the Death of Klarup! Not some rusty thing!!
Before you get back into sword fighting, someone should put you up
against the machine. I heard it helps in hopeless cases like yours.
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Ouch! Well..err...I'm darn proud of it!
*vomits*
That's English oak, dammit.
Oak!? This deck!?
quercus dunklis albianensis - Albian Tar Oak (Hence the nice black
colour)
Post by ervaqre
As if we can afford oak!
*You* can't. We *can*.
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Ahum, does this look like alt.poetry to you? Freaking poet.
This is whatever we - the honourable society of AGC; *not* you
- will it to be. When you can't face us, then step the hell off our
ship. Thank you for your attention.
You're in Aglami-land now. I just colonized AGC.
You wish.
Post by ervaqre
Post by emmel
Post by ervaqre
Let them be! Let them be! It's not like rapist hurt people.
OK, that does it.
You have free reigns. Sick 'em up, buddy!
You talk to your carpet? Uhm, Danny, when you're done in the park, could
you bring your medication to this thread?
If there's enough left of you by then medicamentation can be applied
to...
::strokes the carpet, who snaps at his fingers::
::turns to the carpet::
No, no, no. Those are *mine*. You *know* what happens, if you take a
shot at me, don't you? We don't wan't to repeat that, eh?
--
emmel <the_emmel*you-know-what-that's-for*@gmx.net>
(Don't forget to remove the ** bit)

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"God is playing creatures - and we're the norns."

"A hundred dead are a tragedy - a hundred thousand are statistics."

"I guess you can call yourself lucky." -
"I could, but Linda suits me a little better... :)
Things called lucky tend to get hit by trucks."

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Former owner of 1 (one) eating point (eaten, sigh).

Hi, I'm a .sig virus. Just copy me to your .signature. And don't worry.
Ashen Shugar
2008-09-19 13:31:44 UTC
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And thusly dids't DG <***@censored.zzn.com> speak, to which
I responded as so...
Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
It is almost here: September 19th
Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Arrrr!!! It be now, matey!!!! Time for us groovy, swashbucklin'
buccanneers to set sail for new adventures!! Let's keelhaul them ugly,
false scallywags from other newsgroups!! Time for PIRATE INVASION!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for my parrot.
ARRGH!! All your parrots are belong to us!!


Ashen Shugar
--
The lions sing and the hills take flight.
The moon by day, and the sun by night.
Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool.
Let the Lord of Chaos rule!
DG
2008-09-19 16:15:16 UTC
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Post by Ashen Shugar
Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
It is almost here: September 19th
Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Arrrr!!! It be now, matey!!!! Time for us groovy, swashbucklin'
buccanneers to set sail for new adventures!! Let's keelhaul them ugly,
false scallywags from other newsgroups!! Time for PIRATE INVASION!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for my parrot.
ARRGH!! All your parrots are belong to us!!
You'll have to pry my parrot from my cold dead hook!
--
Danny.
Daffy
2008-09-19 17:38:48 UTC
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Post by DG
Post by Ashen Shugar
Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
It is almost here: September 19th
Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Arrrr!!! It be now, matey!!!! Time for us groovy, swashbucklin'
buccanneers to set sail for new adventures!! Let's keelhaul them ugly,
false scallywags from other newsgroups!! Time for PIRATE INVASION!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for my parrot.
ARRGH!! All your parrots are belong to us!!
You'll have to pry my parrot from my cold dead hook!
You really should put a cork on that thing. You'd go through a lot less
parrots that way.
--
Daffy
DG
2008-09-19 19:03:43 UTC
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Post by Daffy
Post by DG
Post by Ashen Shugar
Post by DG
Post by ervaqre
It is almost here: September 19th
Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Arrrr!!! It be now, matey!!!! Time for us groovy, swashbucklin'
buccanneers to set sail for new adventures!! Let's keelhaul them ugly,
false scallywags from other newsgroups!! Time for PIRATE INVASION!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrrrrr! Ahoy matey. Allas I have to go to work for feed for my parrot.
ARRGH!! All your parrots are belong to us!!
You'll have to pry my parrot from my cold dead hook!
You really should put a cork on that thing. You'd go through a lot less
parrots that way.
Aye, aye.
My eye, my eye!!!
--
"Double Eyepatch" Danny.
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